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big red panties… scary!


I was looking around on usatoday.com’s summer movie previews & came across this picture. I was startled to see Jack Black in a red cape & big red panties. Then I read the promo/blurb about the movie… Nacho Libre.. it sounds funny!

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big red panties… scary!


I was looking around on usatoday.com’s summer movie previews & came across this picture. I was startled to see Jack Black in a red cape & big red panties. Then I read the promo/blurb about the movie… Nacho Libre.. it sounds funny!

Wal-Mark

I work with a lady who says Wal-Mark instead of Wal-Mart. It bugs me.

Got this silly email today

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my (the author’s) FAVORITE……

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen things about Titanium
1. I’ve been training a new employee at work this week. I’m drained.

2. I called to check on the baby birds we took to the wildlife habitat Tuesday night. They’re all doing well.

3. True friends are a blessing. I feel blessed to have made a new friendship and to have met up with two that were already friends this past weekend.

4. I LOVE my iPod. I listen to podcasts, audiobooks and music… a lot!

5. Oldest daughter is going to be in a band competition on Saturday. She is excited. I’m proud of her for working so hard to prepare for it.

6. I saw both of my sisters this past weekend. I am so happy that I am friends with them. They’re wonderful women.

7. My kids stayed with one of my sisters over the weekend. They had a great time with her family. They played at a water park, played flashlight tag, went to a movie & made tons of great memories.

8. Dobby (cockatiel) and Raven (betta) also went to my sister’s house for the weekend. πŸ™‚

9. My nephews (other sister’s sons) told me that their mom & dad’s tub has a motor in it (jacuzzi). It was really cute to hear them describe it like that. 3 yr old nephew said, “Danny (what he says for Daddy) takes a bath in dere and it has a motor in it!”

10. Seven year old nephew wanted to know where Nevada is, so he took me to the world map on the shower curtain so I could show him Nevada. We talked about how far from Texas it is. How cute is that?

11. It’s almost impossible to find a Diet Dr. Pepper in Las Vegas. At least in the hotels. They’re all sponsored by Pepsi, I believe.

12. This week the OKC Arts Festival is in downtown Oklahoma City. I’m going with a few co-workers tomorrow. We’re taking a long lunch. I really enjoy going to the Arts Festival each year.

13. I will take the kids to the Arts Festival this weekend, weather permitting. Storms are forecasted for the weekend right now, but that doesn’t always mean it will actually happen.

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Thursday Challenge

This week’s theme is SPRING.

Today is…

Hug an Aussie Day!

I don’t know any Australians right now, but I’d sure like to give Keith Urban a big hug today (well, any day, really!) πŸ™‚