• December 2005
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Panty Line Day

Today must have been Central Oklahoma Panty Line Day. UGH! I did not get the memo ahead of time, but saw enough horrid panty line faux pas to know that today must have been the day.

A few helpful hints for those who celebrated Panty Line Day today:

If your panties are so tight that they cause bulging above them, and the garmet on your lower half reveals this, DO NOT WEAR THOSE PANTIES! It is not cute. Buy different panties. Wear different pants. DO SOMETHING different… please!

If you have lost a lot of weight and are excited to be wearing a smaller size in pants, you do not have to buy them yet another size smaller to accentuate your weight loss. We know you lost it. We’ve told you repeatedly how proud of you we are. Wearing super tight pants with panty lines showing is gross. Do not do it. Respect your newly made over body to wear clothes that fit… or at least respect the eyes of those around you to wear clothes that are not made to fit your elementary school aged daughter.

If you have on skin tight pants that are of a light color, make sure your panties do not have designs on them that show through the fabric of your pants/skirt. ICK. I do not want to know that you have Strawberry Shortcake panties. That is too much information!

4 Responses

  1. Panty lines drive me crazy!!! I always do a check before I leave the house. How come others don’t do the same?

  2. Just go commando.. it resolves the whole issue! 🙂

  3. LOL I was thinking that thongs would take care of the problem (of course, I’d NEVER suggest that to someone).. but yep, commando would take care of it too!

  4. Ugh. Panty’s that show under clothing are so… Ew.

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